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9 Inspiring Reasons Why You Should Own This Beanie Today…

• USA Sourced by a professional American workforce
• Fixes Bad Hair Days in seconds
• Can hold 5.7 standard drinks upside down
• Not suitable for deep-sea diving or microwaves
• No animals were harmed (much)
• Anti-Theft Guarantee while you’re alone
• Perfect Gift for any American Patriots
• Proceeds Donated to Veterans at the Wounded Warrior Project
• One Size Fits All - But that doesn’t mean you should share your beanie with “all” your friends. Gross. Unless they partake in a game of beer pong (which should involve booze, loud music, and a baseball bat).

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